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Deep Thoughts

June 30th 2009 in All, Funny

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. – Jack Handey

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Isaac Downing

Another one I always liked…

“If you’re robbing a bank and you’re pants fall down, I think it’s okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.”




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