A thousand monkeys
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Back to school

September 8th 2010

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Nirvana

September 3rd 2010

Ever since singer Kurt Cobain’s death, the members of Nirvana have been struggling to find a continuing place in the music world.  With the introduction of a new lead singer, they have finally hit their mark and just released this new single last week.  Rolling Stone calls it, “A revolutionary blend of styles with strong [...]

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Predators

August 19th 2010
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Almost

May 17th 2010

Sarah:  Do you know your Bible verse? Henry:  Be kind. Sarah:  Be kind what? Henry: To your web footed friends.

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3 year old monkey

July 6th 2009

Henry, our middle child and curious little monkey, turned three this weekend. Sarah started compiling a list of some of his more “entertaining” activities. Here is some of the Henry log: Cut his older brother’s ear with the scissors requiring stitches. Swishing a hammer in the toilet Peed on the rubber mat at the end [...]

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Deep Thoughts

June 30th 2009

To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. – Jack Handey

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A poem for the month of May

May 1st 2009

Some primal termite knocked on wood And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. – Ogden Nash

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The red exclamation

April 24th 2009

Unless someone is stabbing you with a plastic spoon from the break room they sharpened into a jail style shiv, or is on their way to come stab me, I propose we don’t use the red exclamation of importance option (!) in our Outlook Emails at work. – Jon Acuff

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Happy Easter!

April 7th 2009
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St. Patty’s Day

March 17th 2009

“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.” – Winston Churchill

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