Deep Thoughts
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. – Jack Handey
Read On 1 CommentTo me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. – Jack Handey
Read On 1 CommentSome primal termite knocked on wood
And tasted it, and found it good!
And that is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today.
- Ogden Nash
Unless someone is stabbing you with a plastic spoon from the break room they sharpened into a jail style shiv, or is on their way to come stab me, I propose we don’t use the red exclamation of importance option (!) in our Outlook Emails at work. – Jon Acuff
“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”
- Winston Churchill
Last week, the British prime minister, Gordon Brown paid his first official visit to the new president at the White House.
Brown presented Obama with the following gifts:
• An ornamental desk pen holder made from the oak timbers of Victorian anti-slaver HMS Gannet. (Which reportedly delighted Obama, who placed it on his Oval Office desk.)
• The [...]